11.04.2006

My combo order...

Drive Thru: "Can I help you?

Me: Yes, I'll take a #24 with a side of unemployment and virtual homelessness. And I'd also like to super-stress that please. Oh, and I need as many packets of uncertainty and loneliness as you can spare.

Drive Through: Uh, sir?

Me: Yes?

Drive Through: Sir, we show that this order has already been filled.

Me: Oh. In that case, I'll take a #24 with a dream job and an apartment in New York City and/or Vienna. Heavy on the social life and friends. And a side of rediscovered Faith.

that's all.

2 Comments:

Blogger micah said...

Maybe you could be journalist like for Relevant or something. You have a way with words.

07 November, 2006 10:08  
Blogger alisha said...

chin up friend.
im praying it up for ya!

07 November, 2006 21:40  

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